In brief: Chap prepares for a date with girlfriend. Ignores date for the entire evening. Prefers to use Twitter instead.
Subliminal message: You can tweet about everything. Even if it is about buying fruit. OMG Strawberries. #fiveaday
Soundtrack: Freelance Whales - Generator First Floor
Slush rating: 7/10
Microsoft
In brief: Everyone is a PC. Even famous people.
Subliminal message: PCs are cool. Really.
Soundtrack: N/A
Slush rating: 2/10
In brief: American student meets French girl. Plans their life together from his laptop.
Subliminal message: Don't talk about life-changing decisions. Just Google them instead.
Soundtrack: N/A
Slush rating: 9/10
iPad
In brief: iPad is magical.
Subliminal message: iPad.
Soundtrack: Gold Lion - The Yeah Yeah Yeahs.
Slush rating: 3/10
Microsoft
In brief: Annoying student wishes her PC would stop crashing. Tells Microsoft. Global computer manufacturer begrudgingly agrees.
Subliminal message: After seven swings at it, Microsoft computers finally work.
Soundtrack: N/A
Slush rating: 2/10
iPhone 4
In brief: Various lives are improved via the magic medium of Apple Facetime.
Subliminal message: iPhone is magical.
Soundtrack: When You're Smiling - Louise Armstrong
Slush rating: 9/10
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